- Sharona Fleming: Gail's in the next scene. She kills a guy.
- Adrian Monk: I hope it's the guy who designed these seats.
- Benjy Fleming: Are you going to do any more acting, Mr. Monk?
- Adrian Monk: Anything's possible, Benjy... except for that.
- Cheryl Fleming: [1:21] You know, I always thought if anyone in this family ever would ended up in jail, it would be you.
- Sharona Fleming: Arh. You know what? That's great. That's great. Right in front of Benjy?
- Benjy Fleming: I don't mind.
- Cheryl Fleming: No. You know what I'm talking about. Remember when you S-T-O-L-E the car?
- Sharona Fleming: Ma, he's eleven years old. He can spell.
- Jenna Ryan: [Jenna Ryan, an actress, is found to be involved in a murder] I had nothing to do with this! I swear! I swear.
- Sharona Fleming: Shut up, bitch! Show's over.
- Sharona Fleming: How was the dating?
- Adrian Monk: It was hell. Thank God I'm not single.
- Sharona Fleming: But you are single.
- Adrian Monk: Oh yeah.
- Director's Assistant: [astounded] You memorized the play in one viewing?
- Adrian Monk: I'm really sorry.
- [Sharona's mother rings the doorbell. Sharona panics]
- Sharona Fleming: Listen, I may have told her a couple things that weren't exactly true.
- Adrian Monk: Like what?
- Sharona Fleming: Like, Benjy's on the honor roll.
- Adrian Monk: Oh. Okay, no problem.
- Sharona Fleming: Thanks.
- [She turns to the door, but turns back]
- Sharona Fleming: Oh, and my rent's only $900 a month.
- Adrian Monk: Right.
- Sharona Fleming: And Ronnie? I broke up with him, not the other way around. I'm seeing a new guy now, he's a stockbroker, but he's out of town for six weeks... and-and you have full medical, and a dental plan.
- [She starts to open the door, but stops]
- Sharona Fleming: And... I'm not your assistant. I'm your partner. Is that all right?
- Adrian Monk: Yeah... wow! Congratulations.
- Sharona Fleming: Thanks.
- Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Could I have my four dollars back?
- Doorman: What?
- Adrian Monk: We gave you forty-four dollars.
- Doorman: Yeah?
- Adrian Monk: The bribe was only forty. So, you know...
- Doorman: Are you for real?
- Sharona Fleming: Will you come on?
- Adrian Monk: OK, but we have a four dollar credit on any future bribes. I won't forget. I'm writing it down.
- Adrian Monk: [40:44] You would do anything to help Jenna get into the play. It's a big hit, heading to New York, and a career-making role for your daughter.
- Man from Audience: My daughter?
- Adrian Monk: That's right Mr. Ryan. That is your real name, isn't it? You've been obsessed with her career. Jenna told me all about it. We... we... dated briefly.