Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival (2002)

Philip Williams: Landlord

Quotes 

• Landlord : It's a tarot card.

  Adrian Monk : Look, Mr. Crenshaw, does it mean anything to you?

  Landlord : Yeah, it means you're wasting my time.

  Adrian Monk : Mr. Gitomer used tarot cards?

  Landlord : I don't see what anybody does. I'm only the landlord. The peepholes on the door face the wrong way. That's what I always say.

  Adrian Monk : How long did he live here?

  Landlord : Oh, nine weeks, but he paid for 10. So, I guess someone has a refund coming.

  [Monk looks up at the ceiling] 

  Adrian Monk : What's this?

  Landlord : Mister, you wouldn't believe what I've seen hanging from those fans.

  Sharona Fleming : Adrian.

  [She pulls out a gym sock from one of Gitomer's drawers] 

  Sharona Fleming : This is weird. He keeps his batteries in his socks?

  Adrian Monk : Oh my God.

  Sharona Fleming : What is it?

  Adrian Monk : It's a weapon. They use them in prison. It's torn here.

  [he pulls down a hook from the ceiling fan] 

  Adrian Monk : Could you?

  Sharona Fleming : Hook it?

  [She does so] 

  Adrian Monk : Stand back.

  [He turns on the fan, and the sock swings around the room with a wide circle] 

  Landlord : What the hell is that?

  Adrian Monk : I think he hit himself with it.

  Landlord : All he had to do was ask. I would've been happy to beat the crap outta the kid. I knew he was trouble. Never paid the phone bill, but always had money to go dancing.

  Sharona Fleming : He went dancing?

  Landlord : Yeah, every night. That club over in the park there-the Luna Lounge.