Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival (2002)

Scott Wickware: IA Cop

Quotes 

• TV Reporter : Lieutenant Adam Kirk is, of course, no stranger to controversy. Six years ago he was suspended for using excessive force-

  [Stottlemeyer talks with Adam Kirk] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Have you been drinking?

  Lt. Adam Kirk : I don't know. A taste.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Amphetamines? Anything? They're gonna want a blood test.

  Lt. Adam Kirk : Bring it on.

  TV Reporter : ...And he was in the news again recently when alleged killer Leonard Stokes accused him of police brutality.

  [Two detectives approach Stottlemeyer and Adam] 

  IA Cop : Captain, we got to...

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Come on, give me 30 seconds!

  IA Cop : All right.

  [They leave] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Internal Affairs is gonna try to rip you apart.

  Lt. Adam Kirk : Well, they've been trying for years.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Look, Adam, is there something you wanna tell me? He pulled a knife, there was a fight, it was either you or him?

  [Adam gets in Stottlemeyer's face] 

  Lt. Adam Kirk : Leland. Leland, I never touched him!

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : There were bruises on his chest.

  Lt. Adam Kirk : Well, he must've stuck himself!

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : He stuck himself. All right, look, from this point forward, you don't say anything.

  Lt. Adam Kirk : Mm-hmm.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : No, you don't speak English. I'm gonna call Sam Dwyer from PDA, and he'll send somebody over.

  Lt. Adam Kirk : Leland, I never touched him!

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Not a word. I'll talk to you later.