Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to the Carnival (2002)
J.C. Kenny: TV Reporter
Quotes
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TV Reporter : Lieutenant Adam Kirk is, of course, no stranger to controversy. Six years ago he was suspended for using excessive force-
[Stottlemeyer talks with Adam Kirk]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Have you been drinking?
Lt. Adam Kirk : I don't know. A taste.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Amphetamines? Anything? They're gonna want a blood test.
Lt. Adam Kirk : Bring it on.
TV Reporter : ...And he was in the news again recently when alleged killer Leonard Stokes accused him of police brutality.
[Two detectives approach Stottlemeyer and Adam]
IA Cop : Captain, we got to...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Come on, give me 30 seconds!
IA Cop : All right.
[They leave]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Internal Affairs is gonna try to rip you apart.
Lt. Adam Kirk : Well, they've been trying for years.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Look, Adam, is there something you wanna tell me? He pulled a knife, there was a fight, it was either you or him?
[Adam gets in Stottlemeyer's face]
Lt. Adam Kirk : Leland. Leland, I never touched him!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : There were bruises on his chest.
Lt. Adam Kirk : Well, he must've stuck himself!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : He stuck himself. All right, look, from this point forward, you don't say anything.
Lt. Adam Kirk : Mm-hmm.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : No, you don't speak English. I'm gonna call Sam Dwyer from PDA, and he'll send somebody over.
Lt. Adam Kirk : Leland, I never touched him!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Not a word. I'll talk to you later.