Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame (2003)

D.J. Lockhart-Johnson: Darryl Grant

Quotes 

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  [Another ad starts playing, with a baseball player hitting a home run] 

  TV Announcer #2 : [voiceover]  Baseball's Darryl Grant can break the single season record for home runs, but one thing he can't break is any storm window made by Parson's. Swiss-tempered, double-laminated safety glass. To protect your home, you, and your family.

  Darryl Grant : [on TV]  With Parson's Storm Windows, the only break you'll be seeing is in the price.

  Lyle Turrow : I'm watching it right now. I've seen it, like, 20 times. Will you relax? No, the lighting's perfect. You look great!

  [gets distracted when he spots Monk rubbing a spot off a basketball] 

  Lyle Turrow : Darryl, I'm going to have to call you back, all right? Who loves you? Great. Well, who else loves you? Me! Why do you tease me like that? Excuse me, excuse me, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

  Adrian Monk : A bit of a smudge, like an ink stain. I think I got most of it.

  Lyle Turrow : No, no, no, it's an autograph. Yeah, it's an 1988 all-star game ball signed by Michael Jordan.

  Adrian Monk : Well, maybe he could sign it again.

  Lyle Turrow : Sure, I'll just call Michael. Ask him to stop by.

  Adrian Monk : Thank God, I'm so relieved!

  [Sharona gives Monk a dirty look as Turrow heads back to his desk] 

  Sharona Fleming : He's being sarcastic.