Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame (2003)

Skip O'Brien: Sgt. Chitwood

Quotes 

• [Randy and some coworkers are watching a bulletin on Randy's mini TV] 

  Commentator #1 : All eyes on Scott Gregorio tonight as he attempts to create history. No baseball fan could ever forget this moment. It was three years ago. This is Darryl Grant hitting his historic 73rd home run. The question now is, how long will that record stand? Scott Gregorio's within three home runs with four games left to play.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Scotty!

  Commentator #1 : If last night is any indication, he's going to be in trouble. Gregorio went 0-for-3 in Philly. He looked pretty shaky at the plate.

  Commentator #2 : He's choking.

  Sgt. Chitwood : I was at the stadium Tuesday night. He was on fire.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Well, some guys just can't handle the pressure, my friend. Not like you and me.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy! Where is that list of people who might have had a grudge against Lawrence Hammond?

  Lt. Randall Disher : [panics and hides his mini TV under his desk, and the other officer goes back to work. Stottlemeyer gives a glance at Randy that seems to suggest that he knows about Randy's little secret]  Still working on it, sir. It's like a phone book. I mean, everybody who had stock in the company had a reason to hate the guy.