Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame (2003)
Gary Imhoff: Umpire
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Quotes
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[Stottlemeyer gets into an argument with a coach over a call involving Jared]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : No, no, no, no, no! Walter, Walter, he checked his swing.
Umpire : Leland, he broke his wrists!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : He did not! I was standing right over there!
Umpire : He didn't go around!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Jared, did you go around?
[Jared shakes his head]
Umpire : Wait a minute, you can't ask him.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Yes, I can. Why not? Don't you trust him?
Umpire : Leland, sit down! I mean it. You're outta line!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : No, you're outta line!
[the umpire sticks a finger in Stottlemeyer's face]
Umpire : Back in the dugout, Leland!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Get your finger outta my face, Walter. What, you want the health department to come visit your restaurant?
Umpire : I don't have to take this... not for $20 a game! I quit!
[stalks off]