Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum (2002)

Desmond Campbell: Oliver

Quotes 

• Sharona Fleming : He takes three showers every day with this star-shaped nozzle. This is the nozzle. And he needs a five watt night light for sleeping. Anything more, he won't sleep and dark-colored pillowcases.

  Adrian Monk : Sharona?

  Sharona Fleming : Nothing light, okay?

  Adrian Monk : Sharona?

  Sharona Fleming : What?

  Adrian Monk : You're scaring the man.

  Sharona Fleming : No, I'm not.

  Adrian Monk : Well, you're scaring me.

  Oliver : Ma'am, your friend's in good hands. I'm going to look after him personally. You can trust me.

  Sharona Fleming : Mmm-hmmm.

  Adrian Monk : See? I'm gonna be okay. You're worrying more than I am.

  Sharona Fleming : Look. I can't protect you here, Adrian.

  Adrian Monk : What could happen? It's a hospital.

  Dr. Charles Kroger : This is all gonna be over before you even know it.

• [Monk is led to his room] 

  Oliver : Here's your schedule. The events underlined are not optional. They're mandatory. It means you have to go.

  Adrian Monk : I know what "mandatory" means.

  Oliver : Lights out at 9 o'clock. Any questions?

  Adrian Monk : Can I make a phone call?

  Oliver : You're allowed one outgoing phone call everyday. Your time slot's 11:25 AM. If you're late, you're gonna have to wait till tomorrow. Do you want the door open or shut?

  Adrian Monk : [indecisively]  Shut. Um - uh, open. No, wait - shut. No. Oh - oh - oh...

  [Oliver closes door behind him] 

  Adrian Monk : ...definitely open. Just open. Definitely open. Open.

• Dr. Moris Lancaster : [catching Monk in his office]  There you are. I warned you not to play detective in my hospital.

  Adrian Monk : This is Bill LaFrankie's file. There's no way this man killed himself like they said.

  [Dr. Lancaster calls down the hallway] 

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : He's in here!

  Adrian Monk : He suffered from belonephobia. He had a pathological fear of needles.

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : You're a smart man. Let's see what kind of witness you are-

  [grabs the file from Monk] 

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : -with a functioning IQ of 17.

  [Oliver enters the room and grabs Monk] 

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : Mr. Monk came here to try and kill me.

  Adrian Monk : What? Wait.

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : I think he needs some time in the Quiet Room, Oliver.

  Adrian Monk : No. Wait!

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : It's for your own good, Adrian.

  [They lock him in the Quiet Room. Dr. Lancaster and Oliver enter] 

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : How much?

  Oliver : Two c.c.'s of Thorazine.

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : Mm-hmm. Make it four.

  Oliver : Four? Are you sure? He can't weigh more than 160 pounds.

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : Did you just graduate from medical school in the last 45 minutes?

  Oliver : No, sir.

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : Then do what the hell you're told. Give this patient 4 c.c.'s of Thorazine.

  Oliver : I gotta go upstairs and get some more.

  Dr. Moris Lancaster : Make it quick.