Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show (2006)
Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger
Quotes
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Adrian Monk : He quit?
Shirt Salesman : Yeah. Apparently, he had one regular customer who was driving him crazy.
Natalie Teeger : Now we're going to be up all night wondering who *that* was.
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Julian Hodge : [to Natalie, as he is being led away in handcuffs] So, it's true what they say, huh? You can never judge a person by how they dress.
Natalie Teeger : [delighted to tell Hodge all about his prison wardrobe] Well, let me tell you about what you're going to be wearing. I hope you like orange. It's a little jumpsuit thing, it has a number right here. You can wear it anywhere, really. Indoors, walking around the yard...
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[Julian Hodge has insulted Natalie's outfit]
Natalie Teeger : He did it!
Adrian Monk : Natalie, he's not even a suspect!
Natalie Teeger : Damn!
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Natalie Teeger : [notices how Lt. Disher is striking a pose with one foot on a rock and his elbow resting on his knee] What are you doing?
Lt. Randall Disher : What?... I'm standing.
[self-satisfied]
Lt. Randall Disher : This is how I stand.
[Notices how Natalie is dressed in evening wear]
Lt. Randall Disher : What are you wearing?
Natalie Teeger : Clothes, this is how I dress.
Lt. Randall Disher : This is how I stand.
Natalie Teeger : This is how I dress-s-s.
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[Monk proves that Natasia Zorelle's death was murder]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Okay! This is now a homicide investigation! Lock this place down, nobody touch anything!
[turning to Randy]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Fabio, go and borrow a notebook, and borrow a pencil, and start talking to neighbors.
Natalie Teeger : Captain, what do you think it means?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : It means that your boss scared somebody.
[as Stottlemeyer and Natalie leave, no one seems to notice Monk adding a wart to Natasia's left shoulder, to match up with the one on her other shoulder]
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Natalie Teeger : She swears he's innocent.
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : I know. That's the toughest part of the job, the mothers crying and pleading. That's one thing I'm not going to miss.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Where are you going?
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : Didn't you hear? I'm retiring. There's a party for me on Saturday if you want to come.
Lt. Randall Disher : Sweet.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You're retiring? How old are you?
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : 46.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Did you win the lottery?
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : No, I've been investing. Real estate. What have you been doing with your savings?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [mulls it over] Uhhh... Eating. You know, I think I need to talk to my accountant.
Natalie Teeger : What, you have an accountant?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Nope. Going to have to go find an accountant, and then I'm going to talk to him.
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Natalie Teeger : [watching Julie before she goes on to rehearse for Hodge] She looks beautiful, doesn't she? Too beautiful. Sometimes I wish she had a big old fat ugly wart right here.
[points to her forehead]
Adrian Monk : Maybe here.
[points to the center of her forehead, right above the bridge of her nose]
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[During his first encounter with Monk, Natalie, Stottlemeyer and Disher, Julian Hodge approaches Natalie]
Julian Hodge : If you're going to rob me, you should bring a gun.
Natalie Teeger : Pardon me?
Julian Hodge : The blouse. It's a knock-off of one of my designs.
Natalie Teeger : Oh. It is? I didn't know.
Julian Hodge : Of course. That's not the real crime. The real crime is how you look in it.