Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show (2006)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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Quotes 

• Adrian Monk : He quit?

  Shirt Salesman : Yeah. Apparently, he had one regular customer who was driving him crazy.

  Natalie Teeger : Now we're going to be up all night wondering who *that* was.

• Adrian Monk : [during Julian Hodge's fashion show]  Natalie, don't eat the food! I just saw four models back there throwing up.

• [Julian Hodge has insulted Natalie's outfit] 

  Natalie Teeger : He did it!

  Adrian Monk : Natalie, he's not even a suspect!

  Natalie Teeger : Damn!

• Natalie Teeger : [watching Julie before she goes on to rehearse for Hodge]  She looks beautiful, doesn't she? Too beautiful. Sometimes I wish she had a big old fat ugly wart right here.

  [points to her forehead] 

  Adrian Monk : Maybe here.

  [points to the center of her forehead, right above the bridge of her nose] 

• [Monk and Natalie arrive at Hodge's fashion show to rescue Julie] 

  Doorman : Name?

  Adrian Monk : Puff Daddy, plus 1.

• Adrian Monk : [speaking with Natasia Zorelle about the murder of Clea Vance and about if Pablo Ortiz is guilty or not]  We're not sure. Probably just tilting at windmills.

  Natasia Zorelle : Windmills?

  Julian Hodge : It's a literary reference. From a book.

  [Don Quixote, to be precise. This is a hint that Natasia is probably culturally illiterate]