Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes Back to School (2003)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

Quotes 

• Adrian Monk : What's up with that 'k'?

• [to the killer after catching him] 

  Adrian Monk : Q.E.D.: quod erat demonstrandum... thus it is proved.

• Adrian Monk : Is that ethical?

  Sharona Fleming : Do you care?

  Adrian Monk : No. I thought I should ask because the kid was here.

• Derek Philby : If that mouse vanished, you could think the snake did it. I mean, he has motive, he's hungry, he likes to eat mice! But he's in a seperate cage. There's no way the snake could have done it. It is one of the immutable laws of Physics, Mr. Monk; Nothing can be in two places at the same time. Any Thoughts?

  Adrian Monk : I think the snake did it.

• Coach Patterson : You can run, but you can't hide.

  Adrian Monk : Oh, yeah. I can hide. Don't think I can't hide. He thinks I can't hide.

  Sharona Fleming : He doesn't know who he's messing with. Nobody hides like you.