Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes Back to School (2003)

Andrew McCarthy: Derek Philby

Quotes 

• Derek Philby : If that mouse vanished, you could think the snake did it. I mean, he has motive, he's hungry, he likes to eat mice! But he's in a seperate cage. There's no way the snake could have done it. It is one of the immutable laws of Physics, Mr. Monk; Nothing can be in two places at the same time. Any Thoughts?

  Adrian Monk : I think the snake did it.

• Beth Landow : [00:01:44]  When 'tis done 'twere well it were done quickly.

  Derek Philby : You have a quote for everything don't you?

  Beth Landow : That's MacBeth. That's what you get for dating an English teacher.