Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic (2005)

Traylor Howard: Natalie Teeger

Quotes 

• [stuck on a long stretch of Highway 101, Julie warns that she has to go to the bathroom] 

  Adrian Monk : No, no... don't do that. Not in the car.

  [gives her a ten dollar bill] 

  Adrian Monk : I'll give you ten dollars to hold it in.

  Natalie Teeger : What are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee!

  Adrian Monk : Best money I ever spent.

  Julie Teeger : Oh sure he can, it's called the free market. I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk... how much would you pay me not to throw up?