Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic (2005)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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Quotes 

• [in a squad car, chasing a suspect] 

  Adrian Monk : Is your seatbelt on?

  Sgt. Parnell : Yes, it is.

  Adrian Monk : Nice and tight? Blinkers! Blinkers!

  Sgt. Parnell : Do you understand this is a car chase?

  Adrian Monk : Left lane ends, two miles! Left lane ends, two miles!

• Adrian Monk : I play the clarinet... I played with Willie, you know, Nelson.

  Jonathan Davis : Nelson?

  Adrian Monk : I played with Willie Nelson, and now I'm just waiting for Detox

• [stuck on a long stretch of Highway 101, Julie warns that she has to go to the bathroom] 

  Adrian Monk : No, no... don't do that. Not in the car.

  [gives her a ten dollar bill] 

  Adrian Monk : I'll give you ten dollars to hold it in.

  Natalie Teeger : What are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee!

  Adrian Monk : Best money I ever spent.

  Julie Teeger : Oh sure he can, it's called the free market. I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk... how much would you pay me not to throw up?

• [about ten minutes later, Julie hands back the ten dollar bill] 

  Adrian Monk : What is this?

  Julie Teeger : I'm returning your money. I can't hold it in.