- Adrian Monk: The truth is I'm - I'm not so attracted to you.
- Cora: Whatever!
- Adrian Monk: The truth is, you sort of terrify me.
- Cora: Hey, there's no such thing as a perfect marriage!
- Adrian Monk: I- I'm a roofer?
- Cora: That's your job... I'll tell you what, tiger. You fix the roof and then later on tonight, p-p-pt!
- [motions up the stairs]
- Cora: Show you how much I appreciate it.
- Sheriff Bates: [26:48] And Debbie Barnett isn't in Denver, she's been murdered. Have you seen a doctor about that bump?
- Cora: It's not the bump. It's some kind of mid-life crisis. All of a sudden, he's not happy fixing roofs. He's gotta be Captain America. What is wrong with you?