Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)

Episode #3.6 (2001)

Susan Hampshire: Molly MacDonald

Quotes 

• [Molly throws Duncan a book] 

  Duncan : "The Art of War"?

  Molly : A lot of useful advice in there for the aspiring businessman.

  Duncan : [reading]  "Employ deception. Although you are competent, appear incompetent." I can manage that.

  Molly : Keep going.

  Duncan : "A bushel of your enemies provisions is worth twenty of our own."

  Molly : Sheep stealing, Duncan, has a long and noble history. Where do you think the aristocracy started?

• Molly : Cheer up. Think positively.

  Duncan : I am. I'm thinking I'm positively crap at this job.

• Duncan : It's the advertising rates for the local paper. I mean nobody reads it. They just use it to wrap chips.

  Molly : Can't you afford an advertisement?

  Duncan : Oh aye, maybe. If I sell a kidney.

  Molly : Well you'll just have to ask Stella for the money.

  Duncan : I think I'd rather sell the kidney.