Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)
Episode #3.6 (2001)
Hamish Clark: Duncan McKay
Quotes
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[Molly throws Duncan a book]
Duncan : "The Art of War"?
Molly : A lot of useful advice in there for the aspiring businessman.
Duncan : [reading] "Employ deception. Although you are competent, appear incompetent." I can manage that.
Molly : Keep going.
Duncan : "A bushel of your enemies provisions is worth twenty of our own."
Molly : Sheep stealing, Duncan, has a long and noble history. Where do you think the aristocracy started?
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Duncan : It's the advertising rates for the local paper. I mean nobody reads it. They just use it to wrap chips.
Molly : Can't you afford an advertisement?
Duncan : Oh aye, maybe. If I sell a kidney.
Molly : Well you'll just have to ask Stella for the money.
Duncan : I think I'd rather sell the kidney.