Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)
Episode #1.4 (2000)
Alastair Mackenzie: Archie MacDonald
Quotes
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Duncan McKay : That man Xavier, he's looking for an heir to the Ballantine Estate. I saw his papers upstairs.
Archie : And you just accidentally happened to read them? I asked you to fix his window, Duncan, not turn his room over.
Duncan McKay : I couldn't help it. I saw the name. Ballantine. That's my granny's name.
Archie : Oh, so that makes you Duke of the Highlands, I suppose?
Duncan McKay : Maybe. Eventually.
Archie : Well, before you head off to the palace, could I have the keys to the Land Rover, please?
Lexie McTavish : Oh, they're in his other cloak. The one with the ermine collar.
Duncan McKay : She needs new plugs, but you should be okay.
Archie : Cheers.
Lexie McTavish : I suppose from now on you'll be traveling in a sedan chair, borne by comely and compliant maidens.
Duncan McKay : You volunteering?
Lexie McTavish : You need to lose some weight first. Starting off with that fat head.
Duncan McKay : Oh, go ahead. Mock.
Lexie McTavish : Don't worry, I will.