Paul Frees: John Beresford Tipton

Quotes 

• Michael Anthony : [Anthony enters the Silverstone estate kitchen, where he finds Tipton enjoying cheese and crackers. Tipton is just off screen and only his hands are visible to the viewers as he spreads cheese on a cracker]  You sent for me, sir?

  John Beresford Tipton : [Offering the cracker to Anthony]  Try that, Mike.

  Michael Anthony : [Accepting the cracker]  Oh, thank you, sir.

  John Beresford Tipton : I was just having a little snack.

  Michael Anthony : [Tasting the cheese on the cracker]  Hmmm, delicious.

  [Anthony examines the label of the cheese jar] 

  Michael Anthony : Elixir d' Fromage? Mmmm..

  John Beresford Tipton : [Chuckles]  Sounds fancy, doesn't it? But it's just cheese. Good cheese, mind you, but the package and price have to make it taste a little better than it is. I guess a lot of us feel that what we buy is only as good as what we pay for it.

  [Tipton spreads more cheese on another cracker] 

  John Beresford Tipton : Have another, Mike?

  Michael Anthony : No, thank you, sir.

  John Beresford Tipton : [Chuckles]  Watching your diet, eh? I can't say I blame you.

  [Tipton hands over an envelope to Anthony] 

  John Beresford Tipton : Uhh, our next millionaire, Mike.

  [Anthony bows and leaves]