Tony Jay: Virgil

Quotes 

• Virgil : Mighty-One, this is a very powerful entity. I wouldn't make him angry.

  Max : I'm not making eyeguy here angry, I'm helping him before he pulls the great big cosmic boner of the millennium!

• Max : A Virgil doll? I asked for a CD player...

  [he pulls the doll's string] 

  Virgil : Virgil Doll: Greetings, Mighty One, a dire situation awaits you at the Rock of Gibraltar. Take the portal to the archery range, and next time, wait till your birthday to open your presents!

  Max : Great, a plastic chicken-doll telling me what to do...

  Virgil : Virgil Doll: Plastic fowl-doll, actually.

• Talon : Unhand the disc or I shall tear out thy soul and eat it whilst thou watches!

  Virgil : But he is immortal, Talon!

  Talon : Then he shall suffer for eternity!

• Max : I wonder what it'd be like to live forever...

  Virgil : You were tempted, Mighty-One, but I knew you'd make the right choice in the end.

  Max : Yeah, but just imagine what my comic book collection'll be worth in 30,000 years!