- Wraith: These primitive earthlings don't have the technology to produce a Proteus chip, Lord Dragaunus.
- Tanya: Someone broke the handle off of the valve. I can't even turn off the water... Awwe the heck with it!
- [Tanya shoots a hole in the side of the water tank and releases the others]
- Nosedive: Do you always have to cut things so close?
- Tanya: That's what you get for fooling around with Lucretia Decoy.
- Duke L'Orange: With whom?
- Tanya: You've never heard of Lucretia Decoy? Why? She's the worst traitor on Puckworld.
- Wildwing: I've never seen her face. She was Dreganus' chief spy. She almost wiped out the Resistance.
- Mallory McMallard: [Turning to Nosedive] And you wanted to take her out on a date?
- Nosedive: Hey! I ain't picky!
- Wildwing: Come on! We've got to jump Dreganus
- Mallory McMallard: A guy with a heat ray powerful enough to fry the world? How?
- Wildwing: She only thinks she has a heat ray! Actually, I put one of the freeze chips from one of our freezer pucks in the safe.
- Tanya: So, what happened to the real heat ray?
- Wildwing: Oh, it's around.
- Lord Dragaunus: Within a matter of seconds, Washington D.C. will be a mountain of melted monuments.
- [after his heat ray explodes with the fake proteus chip]
- Lord Dragaunus: What the devil? That proteus chip? It's fake!
- Lucretia DeCoy: The Ducks must have switched it?
- Lord Dragaunus: Or you did? Seige? Search her!
- Seige: [after finding the real proteus chip] Lookey here? Trying to double-cross the Big Boy?
- Lucretia DeCoy: Somebody planted it on me! I swear!
- Lord Dragaunus: SILENCE! Use this to go back to the Raptor. I'll deal with you later!
- Lucretia DeCoy: Yes, milord!
- [Lucretia starts to moan]
- Lucretia DeCoy: Oh! What's happening to me?
- Lord Dragaunus: I set that teleporter to take you in two-dimensional limbo from which there is no escape!
- [Lucretia screams]