"Married... with Children" You Gotta Know When to Hold Them: Part 1 (TV Episode 1990) - Christina Applegate as Kelly Bundy

Bud Bundy : What did I do wrong?

Kelly Bundy : Nothing. Don't you know anything about women?

Bud Bundy : Well... no.

Kelly Bundy : Well I do. Her fists were saying no no, but there was yes yes in her eyes.

Bud Bundy : Really?
Kelly Bundy : Oh, big news in the neighborhood. Mr. Rhoades dropped Mrs. Rhoades like an old shoe.

Bud Bundy : No kidding?

Kelly Bundy : Yep, he left her to go be a ranger in that park, you know the one where Yogi Bear lives.

Bud Bundy : Jellystone National Park?

Kelly Bundy : No, the other one, Yose-might.
Kelly Bundy : You know, Bud, it's time to step things up. You've got to show her that you're for real. Do something that screams romance. Buy a single rose, hold it between your teeth, and wait for her in her bed. I know, wear your Ghostbusters jammies, but don't tuck them in.
[Al presses the buttons on his TV remote, but nothing happens]

Al Bundy : What the hell's wrong with this remote control?

Bud Bundy : Well, Dad, I'm no electrician, but I'd say the trouble is the TV's gone.

[Al becomes shocked as he notices the TV is missing]

Kelly Bundy : Oh, and by the way, Dad, so is Mom.

Al Bundy : Wait a second. Let's not gloss over this TV thing.
Kelly Bundy : Hi, Mrs. Rhoades.

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : I guess you heard the news.

Kelly Bundy : Oh, you mean about how Mr. Rhoades used and left you like you were the handwipe in the men's room at the bus station?

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy