Married... with Children (TV Series)

Turning Japanese (1996)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Mrs. D'Arcy, I thought that as a feminist that you wouldn't like places like this.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Feminism is about protecting a woman's right in the workplace. Now, where that workplace happens to be is none of my concern.

  Bambi : [walks up to Marcy]  Hi. Would you like a lap dance?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Split, bitch!

• Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : The bank president is flying in all the way from Japan at my house tonight. Now, once he approves of me, the job is as good as mine. So Al, the reason that I'm here is that I need your help with just one little thing to make tonight's dinner perfect. I need you to leave the neighborhood. You see, I don't want my boss to be repulsed by you or your children, no offence.

  Al Bundy : None taken.

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : So you'll do it.

  Al Bundy : I meant none taken... yet.

  [Al widdles his fingers together symbolizing a bribe] 

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : All right, Al. What's your price?

  Al Bundy : One night, all expenses payed, to a Howard Boman's Motor Lodge.

  Bud Bundy : Oh, where Hobo's reside.

  Kelly Bundy : Where every bed is shaped like a boxcar.

  [everyone looks at Kelly oddly] 

  Kelly Bundy : [embarrassed]  Or, uh... so I hear from my slutty friends who may go there all the time. Not me.

• Marcy D'Arcy : Mr. Shimokawa, what brings you to the Jiggly Room?

  Mr. Shimokawa : Quote honestly, the jiggly.