Married... with Children (TV Series)

Torch Song Duet (1996)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

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• Al : Griff, girls like that are a dime a dozen.

  Griff : Here's a dime, bring me a dozen.

• Griff : I'm Griff X.

  Calvin Farquhar : X? Are you Muslim as in the civil rights leader Malcolm X?

  Griff : No, I'm divorced as in screwed over by the Ex.

• Al Bundy : Griff, thanks to you, I will realize one of my life's dreams: to carry the Olympic torch.

  Griff : I thought your life's dream was to feel up Barbara Eden.

  Al Bundy : Well yeah, but I did that.

  Griff : Stroking a big screen at Sears doesn't count.

• Griff : You know all the answers. Why don't you call in?

  Al Bundy : Because I was banned from the radio station for making one innocent comment.

  Griff : What did you say?

  Al Bundy : I simply said we can put a man on the moon but we have yet to build an attractive female golfer.

  Griff : And?

  [Al shrugs]