Married... with Children (TV Series)
Torch Song Duet (1996)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Al : You're a superbowl hero! Even though that bum O'Donnell threw those two passes right to you.
Larry Brown : Hey, I know that, and you know that, but Disneyland and the Raiders don't.
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Al Bundy : Hey! You're Flint Guccione, publisher of Big 'Uns magazine.
Flint Guccione : Right you are. Who would have thought that an instamatic, drunken family reunion, and 50 bucks could start an empire?
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Griff : You know all the answers. Why don't you call in?
Al Bundy : Because I was banned from the radio station for making one innocent comment.
Griff : What did you say?
Al Bundy : I simply said we can put a man on the moon but we have yet to build an attractive female golfer.
Griff : And?
[Al shrugs]
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Barney : [on TV, singing] Oh, we love Griff, Griff loves us...
[Al turns the TV off]
Al Bundy : That's not fair. That should be me hugging that big purple idiot!