Married... with Children (TV Series)

Top of the Heap (1991)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• Charlie Verducci : Times have passed us by. Women today don't understand that we need to fall asleep after sex. We have to.

  [after a few minutes of dialogue] 

  Al : Wait, Charlie. I was thinking about what you said. I don't have to fall asleep after sex. I want to fall asleep after sex. I welcome the darkness.

• Vinnie Verducci : Don't worry about your lost TV set, Mr. Bundy. I'll buy you a new TV when I get the money. I got myself a new job.

  Charlie Verducci : Yeah, share my pride. He's a busboy! Al... you're not much more then a busboy. My kid is at a difficult stage in his life where he might turn into a you. Can you have a talk with him? Give him some words of encouragement to what to do with this life.

  Al : Whatever job or career you choose, don't marry. Don't marry! Marriage is only good for the woman. They steal a man's youth, his paycheck, and his dreams. Oh, and then their butt gets big. They get so fat until you die from suicide or a heart attack, and then their butt get small and skinny again until the next guy comes along to marry them and then it's full circle.