Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Godfather (1991)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Harry Ashland : I'm an alderman.
Kelly Bundy : That's a priest.
Harry Ashland : No, actually it's more like a city councilman.
Kelly Bundy : Well then why did you want me to call you "Father"?
Harry Ashland : Never mind that now.
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Kelly Bundy : Mom, Dad, I am in love.
[Al and Peggy shrug]
Kelly Bundy : He is the greatest guy that I have ever met.
Peggy Bundy : Oh, right. That's why you're home at 9:00.
Kelly Bundy : Well, he likes to get me home because he's a gentleman. And he cares about me because I am a nice girl.
[Al and Peggy laughs]
Al Bundy : Kelly, it's not that we don't believe you, it's just that... we don't believe in love.
Peggy Bundy : That's why our marriage works.
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Peggy Bundy : [to Kelly] Oh, but, honey, maybe love will work for you.
[Al and Peggy snickers]
Peggy Bundy : Go ahead, tell us all about him.
Kelly Bundy : Well, there isn't really much to tell.
[Bud comes downstairs]
Bud Bundy : A-A-A-Ahem, a-a-ahem, a-a-ahem. Once again, my dear sister is prone to understatement. But if you want this reporter's opinion, I shall now open the bidding at, uh, $10.
Kelly Bundy : Shut up, Bud. He's not that old.
[Al and Peggy both give Bud $10]
Peggy Bundy : Okay, spill your guts.
Bud Bundy : He's 41.
[Al and Peggy stare at Kelly]
Peggy Bundy : You are dating a man old enough to be my father?
Al Bundy : Peg, she's not dating Lincoln.
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[Kelly comes home with an unintelligent-looking guy]
Kelly Bundy : Guess what, everybody. I am on the front page of the newspaper. How great is that?
Al Bundy : [still looking at his newspaper] There are no words.
Kelly Bundy : Well, you could have thrown me for a Fruit Loop when I heard he was married, but I guess the signs were there if you just know how to recognize them. The wedding ring, the diapers in the backseat of the station wagon. The late-night calls from that crazy woman going, "Stay away from my husband, you homewrecking little tramp." Oh, well. Case of rum, case of rum, that's what I always say. But you'll be glad to know that this time, I am truly in love. I want you to meet my new friend, Salt Water. Show Daddy what you can do.
[Salt Water combs through his hair, picks out something, then eats it]
Salt Water : Can I call you "Dad"?
Kelly Bundy : Isn't he great? And don't worry, Daddy. This one is single.