Married... with Children (TV Series)

Kelly Knows Something (1994)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Daddy, I can't go on a sports trivia show. I don't know anything about sports.

  Al : So? You went to class every day and you don't know anything about school.

  Kelly Bundy : Then how come they gave me... uh... one of those...

  Al : Diploma?

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah.

  Al : Because you tried.

• Al : Tell me everything you know about sports.

  Kelly Bundy : I know that you scored four touchdowns in one game for Polk High, Daddy.

  Al : That's right. What else?

  Kelly Bundy : Golf spelled backwards is "flog".

  Al : [beat]  Oh... this is going to take a lot of work.