Married... with Children (TV Series)

Just Married... with Children (1988)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

Quotes 

• Bink Winkleman : Are you ready for the final challenge, Steve?

  Al Bundy : What's it gonna be this time, Bink? Hand grenade down the pants? Spear in the pelvis? Impailing on a fence? Come on, don't keep me in suspense here. The wife need a new car!

• Bink Winkleman : Mr. Rhoades, would you like to kiss your wife goodbye?

  Al Bundy : Only if it really was goodbye.

• Bink Winkleman : Gentlemen, to your electric chairs.

  Al Bundy : I welcome death.

  Marcy Rhoades : Uh Steve, I didn't know they'd have electric chairs.

  Steve Rhoades : Doesn't matter Marcy. Juice me till I'm ash, they're not getting that car.