Married... with Children (TV Series)

Here's Looking at You, Kid (1989)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• Al Bundy : Wait a second, Peg. Remember, the kids are here. Now, if you wanna have sex, they'll have to leave. And if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave.

• Peggy Bundy : Oh, Al, nobody wants to peep me. Hold me.

  Al Bundy : Well, nobody wants to hold you, either.

• Al Bundy : Maybe I ought to get a job in the bomb squad. At least then there'd be hope.

• Al Bundy : [about the peeper not coming]  Well, Peg, maybe it's just 'cause we're up here on the second floor and all and it's hard to get up here to look.

  Peggy Bundy : That's no excuse. I left a ladder and milk and cookies on the ledge.

• Peggy Bundy : Al, tell me the truth. I'm losing my looks, aren't I?

  Al Bundy : No!

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, you're just saying that because you know that's what I want to hear. Now, tell me the truth. Am I losing my looks?

  Al Bundy : Yes.

  Peggy Bundy : You pig! You know I'm down. The least you could do is lie.

• Marcy Rhoades : We've got ourselves a serial peeper.

  Fanny : He peeped me last night!

  [the women gasps] 

  Peggy Bundy : He peeped you?

  Fanny : Yes. It was horrible.

  Al Bundy : And how was it for you?

  Steve Rhoades : Al, please. The fat and unattractive have rights, too.

  Fifi : So do the beautiful. I was peeped, too.

  Al Bundy : The beast! C-Could you show us what he saw?

• Marcy Rhoades : Steve, I was peeped. It was awful. He saw me in all my nakedness.

  Steve Rhoades : Uh, what did he see, honey? Did, uh... Did he see your jimmies?

  Marcy Rhoades : He saw it all, Steve.

  Al Bundy : Uh, Marcy, did they find this guy passed out in the bushes, still twitching from fear? 'Cause, I mean, just the thought of it gives me the heebie-jeebies.

• Marcy Rhoades : [about the peeper]  This swine must be stopped!

  Women : Yes! Right!

  Marcy Rhoades : And we are just the babes to do it.

  Women : That's right!

  Lois : Yeah, no man looks at me and lives.

  Al Bundy : You said a mouthful.

• Steve Rhoades : Al, I got a problem. This Peeping Tom thing is ruining my marriage. Marcy's so upset, she hasn't let me have sex with her for five days.

  Al Bundy : Well, it could be worse. I've had sex with mine for five straight days. Only way I get through it is to put a little TV on the pillow next to her so I can watch Get Smart.