Married... with Children (TV Series)
Her Cups Runneth Over (1989)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Vicky : Excuse me, sir. Are you straight?
Al Bundy : The hairs on my chest are.
Vicky : Good, maybe you can help me. If you were my boyfriend, would you like this?
[opens curtains to show Al her lingerie. Al is speechless]
Vicky : Will he like it?
[Al nods]
Vicky : Or do you think he'd like it better without the bra? Like this...
[takes off bra. Al faints]
Vicky : Yep, without the bra.
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Al : [watches the hot store clerk walk away] Yeah, let's see the Japanese build a better one of those!
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Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : What if men had breasts?
Al Bundy : Then we wouldn't need women anymore.
Peggy Bundy : And if you had what other men had, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.
Al Bundy : That's what happened to my Diehard!
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Al Bundy : I'd like a bra for my wife, who's a woman... sort of.
Muffy : Well, what's her cup size? Is she my size?
[Al stares at Muffy's bust, blankly]
Muffy : Sir?
Al Bundy : Oh, I'm sorry. I was sweating in my eye. My wife... her cup size is like...
[Al walks over to another female customer with a large bust and puts his hands on both her breasts]
Al Bundy : She's just like this. Do you agree with me, Steve?
Steve Rhoades : [embarrassed] I'm not speaking to you, Al.
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Al Bundy : Hey, Pops. How they hangin'?
Pops : Not too bad, son. Not too bad. I see you ordered the Fancy Figure 327. Solid bra. A bra with it's feet on the ground. A real man's bra.
[both Al and Pops the owner look over at a gay man trying on cosmetics and trying on a beauty contestant crown]
Al Bundy : Ah, will you look at that? And they wonder why we call them queens.
Pops : Yeah... they ought to be a law.
Muffy : [off-screen] Pops! Phone! It's your wife.
Pops : [to Al] My wife: nag, nag, nag! Sheetz!
[Al laughs as Pops walks around the desk to the back... revealing that he's not wearing slacks, but women's stockings and garter belts! Al jumps, looking hilariously shocked and disgusted]
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[last lines]
Al Bundy : [voice-over after Al and Peg go upstairs to 'do it'] Peg, who's the cop with his pants on backwards?
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[Al and Steve see beautiful women in the lingerie store]
Al : I knew women looked like that. I knew it, I knew it...
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Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : I don't know why we even need bras.
Al Bundy : Oh, I think it's to keep your breasts off the plate when you eat.
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Al Bundy : I'm in real trouble here, Steve. They discontinued my wife's bra, yet my wife lives on.