Married... with Children (TV Series)

All in the Family (1988)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Photos 

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Peg, now, this is the first three-day weekend I've had in a year. It's not like I'm going to have a good time. You and the kids are going to be there. But not the Wanker wagon from Milwaukee, Peg. Please, not that. Hondo is going to be on this weekend. Now, that's some of the duke's best work. It's never on TV. I got a blank tape already. I want to watch Hondo, Peg. I want a clean tape of Hondo.

  Peggy Bundy : No one is going to interrupt you watching Hondo.

  Al Bundy : Remember when they were here last year? Shane was on. Just before it came on, Uncle Otto bet Uncle Irwin he couldn't stick his head through the TV. I didn't see Shane that year, Peg.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I know, Al, but you saw the end from the emergency room.

  Al Bundy : "Come back, Shane. Shane. Goodbye, Shane." That's all I saw, Peg. I didn't even see the credits because your mother lumbered in front of the set. By the time her entire body chugged by, it was morning.

• Bud Bundy : Hey, Mom, are we going to go down to the pony rides to see the look on the horse's face when Uncle Irwin chooses his mount?

  Peggy Bundy : No, not today, honey. Ever since Daddy paid for lunch with his watch, he's... he's been sort of a crab apple.

  Uncle Irwin : I think he's mad at us.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, well, don't take it personally. Daddy always takes a noose with him into the bathroom.

  Peggy Bundy : Uh-oh. Daddy's in the bathroom? Mom's up there taking a bath. Well, maybe he won't notice.

  [Al screams and appears walking down the stairs] 

  Al Bundy : Peg, I'm blind!

  Peggy Bundy : Very funny, Al.

  Al Bundy : No, really, Peg. I saw your mother naked and... everything went black. I think my eyes were trying to protect my heart. Now I'm not going to see Hondo, Peg!

• Peggy Bundy : You're just the greatest. Ho ho ho!

  Al Bundy : Who's coming to stay with us, Peg?

  Peggy Bundy : Uh... Just my mother.

  Al Bundy : No!

  Peggy Bundy : And my uncles, Irwin and Otto.

  Al Bundy : No! No!

  Peggy Bundy : And the Wanker Triplets.

  Al Bundy : NO, NO, NO!

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, but, Al, they're my aunts. They're no trouble.

  Al Bundy : Peg, God only knows how old they are and they sleep in the same bed. It's amazing, the triplets sleep in one bed and your mother sleeps in three.

• [last lines. Al wakes up from his daydream] 

  Peggy Bundy : Honey, you're sweating, and you haven't answered me yet. Is it okay if my family comes for a visit?

  [the doorbell rings] 

  Peggy Bundy : Well, it doesn't really matter what you say. Besides, how bad can it be?

  [Irwin puts his head through the door] 

  Uncle Irwin : We're here!

• Peggy Bundy : Before I serve you, I have some great news.

  Al Bundy : Oprah Winfrey finally exploded?

• Peggy Bundy : Al, how about taking us out to eat?

  Al Bundy : Ah, what the hell. Kids, you didn't really want to go to college, did you?

  Kelly Bundy : We'd rather eat.

  Uncle Irwin : Well, if we're gonna go, we'd better get going, because once we unload your mom, it's harder than hell to squeeze her back in. She kicks like a mule.

  Bud Bundy : Uncle Irwin, are you going to put your head in the salad bar again?

  Uncle Irwin : Ah, if you're good.

• Peggy Bundy : Al, we have to talk.

  Al Bundy : Well, I'm broke and I'm blind, Peg. What else is there to talk about?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, you haven't been very nice to my family.

  Al Bundy : Well, neither has nature. Go bother it.

  Peggy Bundy : Now, Al, you know I don't ask much of you because I know how severely limited you are, but please do me a favor and just say something to them.

  Al Bundy : [to Peggy's uncles]  Go home! Does that take care of it, Peg?

  Peggy Bundy : That's a nice start. Just show them that you care.

  Al Bundy : [to Peggy's uncles]  Go home and drive safely.

• [after Peggy's family sing "You Are My Sunshine"] 

  Peggy Bundy : Gee, just like the old days.

  Al Bundy : Mm. Before music.