- Jerry Stockton: [training Rick in etiquette] You what Rick needs? A mnemonic!
- Dwayne Stockton: That some kinda brain operation?
- Rick: No I don't want that!
- Jerry Stockton: A mnemonic is a word or a rhyme that will help you remember something. For instance:
- [holds up a butter knife]
- Jerry Stockton: "This knife's not a cutter / It's used for butter."
- Rick: The knife's not a cutter... it's used for butter.
- Jerry Stockton: [holds up a spoon] "This spoon is wee / It's used for tea!"
- Rick: [gets it] This spoon is wee / It's used for tea!
- Albert Dudley: [looks at a glass] Well, now... "This glass is for wine, a meal to enhance"...
- Rick: You drink too much, you'll wet your pants!
- [Albert hits Rick with his hat]