Joe Mannix: Uh, Chris Lockwood.
Chris Lockwood: Yeah.
Joe Mannix: The name is Joe Mannix. I'm a private investigator.
Chris Lockwood: Hey, what is this?
Joe Mannix: I've been hired to investigate your accident on the theory that someone wants you dead.
Chris Lockwood: You mean maybe somebody set it up?
Joe Mannix: Maybe.
Chris Lockwood: You got to be putting me on.
Danny Shepard: Hey, listen to the man, Chris.
Wing Dobson: Chris, he's right. Listen to the man.
Chris Lockwood: Ah, I don't need anybody to babysit. Hey, you hired you?
Joe Mannix: A Miss Jane Peterson.
Chris Lockwood: Groupie?
Joe Mannix: Says she's a fan.
Chris Lockwood: Well, tell her she's wasting her money.
Joe Mannix: You sure of that?
Wing Dobson: NO, HE'S NOT SURE! CHRIS, BABY...
Chris Lockwood: Hey, cool it, Wing.
Wing Dobson: NO WAY! DANNY, TELL HIM!
Danny Shepard: Few days ago, a guy sideswiped Chris's car, trying to run him off Malibu Canyon.
Chris Lockwood: Some drunk - he wasn't even that close. Look, friends, nothing's going to happen to me.