- Francis: I don't need an assistant.
- Otto Mannkusser: But the boy needs a job, and I have filled every other position here two times over. Oh please, Francis, I'm sure you can find something for him to do.
- Francis: OK, I'll try.
- Otto Mannkusser: Thank you, Francis. I know, I have a problem hiring too many people. But I'm getting help. I am seeing three psychiatrists about it.
- Reese: [Lois begins making a scene when she learns the pizza restaurant has been charging a hidden gratuity fee] Oh no, is this going to be shoe-store bad, or circus bad?
- Malcolm: I think it's going to be ten-items-or-less-aisle bad.
- Hal: Is our car on fire? I think I hear sirens. We better go...
- Dewey: [days later, at home] I'm starting to forget what Luigi's pizza even tasted like.
- Reese: I told you not to brush your teeth.
- Malcolm: Oh, man, I've got two dates to the Spring Dance. It's sort of like that old episode of... well, every show.