"Malcolm in the Middle" Health Scare (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

Justin Berfield: Reese

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  • Lois : [tensions have been mounting as Hal learns of a possible health problem, and the boys misbehave rather spectacularly]  How dare you defy us like that?

    Malcolm : Well we wouldn't have had to if you hadn't been ridiculously hard over a little mud on the floor.

    Lois : You two are the most ungrateful, badly behaved, inconsiderate boys ever born. How could you be so heartless?

    Reese : What is heartless about going to a party with a bunch of slutty girls?

    Malcolm : [whispering]  Be cool.

    Hal : [almost out of control]  You were at a party? While we were here worrying?

    Dewey : [oblivious]  Can I have a napkin?

    Hal : [he throws the napkin toward Dewey, still focusing on Malcolm and Reese]  I cannot believe you two.

    Lois : [losing it completely]  All right, that's *it*! You're grounded for the rest of the school year.

    Reese : You can't do that.

    Malcolm : You're crazy!

    Hal : [enraged]  You do *not* talk to your mother that way, **ever**! You will show her nothing but the love and respect she deserves, whether I am here or not.

    Reese : This family sucks. You are ruining our lives. I wish you were dead.

    [Lois is stunned, speechless, and she and Hal leave the kitchen] 

    Malcolm : What was that all about?

    Reese : I don't know. She usually just says, 'I'm taking you with me.'

  • Malcolm : [after Lois got mad at them for no special reason]  What's her problem?

    Reese : Mom and Dad's life is so boring they have to invent stuff to be upset about.

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