Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Evacuation (2001)
Frankie Muniz: Malcolm
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Quotes
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Malcolm : [the family, and community, have been evacuated to the school gym] What are you doing with toilet paper?
Reese : I got my hands on some canned fruit, I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs, and I swapped those with the janitor for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. Once the 'specially seasoned' meatloaf works its magic, I can name my price.
Malcolm : Y'know, that's not only unbelievably evil, but you actually put some thought and effort into it. I'm impressed.
Reese : I guess when people are miserable and suffering, it brings out the best in me. Thanks for noticing.