- Higgins: [at airport arrivals to meet elderly lady] Miss Barrett, I presume? I'm Jonathan...
- Elizabeth Barrett: [tipsy] Livingston Seagull?
- [grins]
- Higgins: Uh, Jonathan Higgins. Aloha. Welcome to Hawaii.
- Elizabeth Barrett: Why, thank you. Thank you, Higgins. Robin told me all about you, but I decided to come anyway.
- [pats his shoulder]
- Elizabeth Barrett: Just kidding, darling, just kidding.
- Elizabeth Barrett: [to Higgins, re the bottle of wine he brought from the wine cellar] Wait till I tell Robin you've been hoarding the good stuff.
- Magnum: [narrating] On the phone her voice gave me the image of a sleeping polar bear who's slipped off an iceberg into the drink and came up icy. Gnarly. Four hundred pounds of anger. All teeth and claws.
- [but the long-legged young woman stepping out of the Porsche is anything but that]
- Magnum: Hi!
- [she's at the door of Maynard's office]
- Magnum: They're closed.
- Ms. Roebuck: I know, I have the key.
- Magnum: You can't be Mizz Roebuck.
- Ms. Roebuck: [chuckles] Don't I have your permission?
- Magnum: No, you're just not what I expected. Uh, I'm Bill Rogers, I called about that condo at Maui. You know, the one with the three hundred and sixty degree view?
- Ms. Roebuck: [nods] Nice try, Magnum. The only view you're gonna be seeing is... through barred windows if you don't stop harassing me.
- Magnum: Look, Mizz Roebuck, I came to get paid!
- [jumps up out of Ferrari]
- Magnum: Not to get...
- [into the mud]
- Elizabeth Barrett: Then I looked him straight in the eye and said "Mr. Masters, what on earth are you doing to that poor girl?" He turned around and said "Miss Barrett, I'm not doing it to her, she's doing it to me!"
- Elizabeth Barrett: [to Magnum, as she pours herself another stiff drink:] Don't look at me like that, young man. I have trouble sleeping. Old people often do. They're afraid they won't wake up again.