- Phoebe Terese: [reading the feeding chart at a reptile health spa] Feed the lizards only once a week? And the alligators only once a month! How inhumane!
- Arnold: It's too cold.
- Dorothy Ann: I guess there's no heater in a bus-igator because it's a reptile.
- Arnold: Then move the bus-igator to where it's warmer.
- Dorothy Ann: [Engine won't turn over] I can't do that either. The bus-igator isn't working.
- Arnold: It's probably too cold, that's why.