- Paul Buchman: You know what? I will, I will go with the Ziegfried. Alright, thank you, that's it.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: And Fran wants a shrimp cocktail.
- Paul Buchman: Oh yes, and one shrimp cocktail. Two. I'm sorry, make that two shrimp cocktails. And that's it.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: And crab legs.
- Paul Buchman: What are you, a sea lion?
- Ira Buchman: Hey, at least I took this place for seven bills.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Good for you.
- Ira Buchman: But you know, you beat them at the tables, they spring your ex-wife on you. Can't beat the house.
- [first lines]
- Paul Buchman: [Paul has his head in the fridge, Jamie is reading a newspaper in the living room] All right, I'm looking.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Top shelf.
- Paul Buchman: I'm looking at the top shelf.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Behind the milk.
- Paul Buchman: Behind the milk. It's just jar food.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: How about to the right?
- Paul Buchman: To the right. To the right, you got your pickles, you got your condiments, you got your yogurts.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Try underneath, way in back.
- Paul Buchman: [Paul pauses] ... What am I looking for?
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: [Jamie looks over] ... I don't know.