- [last lines]
- MacGyver: Where are you going? This isn't the way to my Jeep.
- Jack Dalton: I coulda sworn I toldya. I just got one quick job to do.
- MacGyver: An honest day's work for an honest day's pay?
- Jack Dalton: You got it. Quick stop by the pier. Look for a man with a peg-leg and a parrot on his shoulder. He's supposed to have something for me.
- MacGyver: *Jack*!
- Jack Dalton: It's a joke, MacGyver. It's a joke.
- [first lines]
- MacGyver: [voice-over narration] Death is a guarantee from the day we're born. But somehow you forget about it; figure it'll never happen. At least not to you or the people you care about. But it does.