M*A*S*H (TV Series)

None Like It Hot (1978)

Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly

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• Hawkeye : Can you keep a military secret?

  Radar : Anything.

  Hawkeye : At the risk of severe personal injury, I'm about to break a sacred vow. Last night, B.J. and I got a very important package from home.

  Radar : You mean the bath tub from Abalone & Finch?

• Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : [In an immense heat, Klinger is wearing a rubber body suit]  The latest in rubber reducing suits. I'm getting out of here if I have to go pint by pint.

  Col. Sherman Potter : Aren't you getting a little carried away, son?

  Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : Oh I hope so, sir. But you alone have the power to save me. Let's face it, would a sane man abuse himself like this?

  Radar : Just looking at it makes my eyes woozy.

  Col. Sherman Potter : Klinger, this one is definitely in the running.

  Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : Oh, be still my sweaty heart, I think I see daylight.

  Col. Sherman Potter : By golly, maybe you do. I'll tell you what, if you can stand being in a get-up like that for another 24 hours, you are the craziest man I've ever met.

  Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : You mean to say that-...

  Col. Sherman Potter : I mean to say that whatever is left of you can have that magic Section 8.

• Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : [walks into Col. Potter's office]  Sir, you're looking at a man who's slowly killing himself, and I must warn you, it's no thrill to behold

  Col. Sherman Potter : Not today, Klinger, I'm very close to my boiling point

  Radar : Klinger, you smell like the raccoon that died under our house

  Cpl. Maxwell Klinger : There's a method to my madness, O Short One of the Open Pores.