M*A*S*H (TV Series)
None Like It Hot (1978)
David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester
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Quotes
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Major Charles Winchester : What are you two doing with my tub?
Hawkeye : Yours?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : What makes you think it's yours?
Major Charles Winchester : Well, it's characteristic of my family to send me one.
Hawkeye : We bought this from our relatives Abercrombie and Fitch.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : To make a long story short, Charles, you come out high and dry.
Major Charles Winchester : Your middle-class sense of decency and fair play will overwhelm the malice you now bear me and soon I shall be luxuriating in that canvas Xanadu.
Major Charles Winchester : And if that craps out, I'll just bribe you silly.
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Hawkeye : You wouldn't tell everybody about our tub, would you?
Major Charles Winchester : Not if I'm in it.