M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Fade Out, Fade In (1977)
Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
Quotes
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Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : [of the broken phone] Somebody madder than you got to it first.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Corporal, I assure you, nobody in Korea is madder than me.
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Hawkeye : [Hawkeye is talking to Major Burns on the phone, presumably for the last time] Best of luck to you, too, Frank.
Radar : [Hawkeye hangs up phone, then takes it and throws it out the door] Hey, I'm responsible for that!
[runs out door to retrieve phone]
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : You seem a trifle irked.
Hawkeye : The Army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank of all charges, they have assigned him to a Veterans' hospital in Indiana, and promoted him to Lt. Colonel.
Radar : [an angry B.J. attempts to grab the phone from Radar, who has returned with it and is making repairs] Oh, no!
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : I was just going to complain to my congressman!
[attempts to grab it again]
Radar : Oh, no!
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Col. Potter : Cigar?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Will it stunt my growth?
Col. Potter : What do you got to lose?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Is it habit forming?
Col. Potter : Nah. I've been smoking five cigars a day for 45 years. Never got the habit.
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Col. Potter : Bring me back a Snickers bar.
Radar : With nuts?
Col. Potter : No.
Radar : Milky Way.
Col. Potter : [fidgeting with his teeth] Damn partial.