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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Well, it's been a miserable, grueling, rotten couple of days.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : A little shut-eye would go down great right about now.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : You can say that again. Even my teeth are dozing off.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Compared to the way I feel, Rip Van Winkle was an insomniac.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Well, good night, folks. If you need me, I'll be unconscious.
[they start getting up from the table]
Maj. Charles Winchester : Ah, to sleep... perchance to dream.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [all pause, recalling their nightmares] On the other hand, maybe I'll have another cup of coffee.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Good idea.
Maj. Charles Winchester : Help keep us warm.
Father Francis Mulcahy : I'll pour.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : A big shot of that, Father.