- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Uh, hello. Excuse me. I'm conducting a man-in-the-ward interview. If a patient wont pay you for services rendered, how do you collect?
- Jin: [Translates in Korean to Drs Wu & Po while Charles and Hawkeye speak; Wu & Po answer]
- Major Charles Winchester: Ahh, Pierce, still at odds with the American way?
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Yeah, I'm fed up with the system of checks and imbalances.
- Jin: Dr. Wu says he would take a chicken.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: I beg your pardon?
- Jin: We often accept farm animals in payment.
- Major Charles Winchester: Gentlemen, it is very, very risky to accept personal chicks.
- [Chuckles]
- Major Charles Winchester: [the Korean doctors are about to use acupuncture on a bedridden Charles] Ye gods, it is voodoo!
- Col. Sherman T. Potter: How true. Wu, do that voodoo that you do so well.
- Col. Sherman T. Potter: [as Charles speaks condescendingly to the Korean doctors] Careful, Winchester. Don't add insult to surgery.
- Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt: Now, Colonel, that's just part of his bed-snide manner.
- Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Isn't it clever the way Charles can come into an alien country and alienate everyone?