Lou Grant (TV Series)

Convention (1979)

Fred Slyter: Clerk

Quotes 

• Clerk : And it seems that there's been a mistake on your bill.

  Lou Grant : How can that be? I'm just now checking in.

  Clerk : I don't know. But it says here that a waiter overcharged you five dollars on your bar bill this noon. We've given you a credit.

  Lou Grant : I wasn't here this noon.

  Clerk : Oh? Isn't this your signature?

  Lou Grant : No. It's my name, but it's not my signature.

  Clerk : Oh, how embarrassing.