Lost in Space (TV Series)

His Majesty Smith (1966)

Kevin Hagen: Alien

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• Dr. Zachary Smith : Ah, one of your quaint religious rites, no doubt. Purely symbolic in nature?

  Alien : No-no. Sacrifice king so everybody be happy, well, prosperous in year to come.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Sacrifice the king?

  Alien : Skin him, stuff him - very good stuffing, last many years. Ten thousand years from now, you look same, stand in hall of immortal kings, very great honor.

• Alien : Your people want Smith - I GIVE them Smith.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : I shall be a new Smith - trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent.

  Alien : Already is such a Smith.

• Alien : Oh, yes, you are king - for Festival of Sacrifice.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Festival of Sacrifice?

  Alien : Big festival, everybody come. Drink gloog, make sleemoth.

• Alien : We set out bait for you.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : For me? But the crown rejected me when I first put it on.

  Alien : Make you want it more. Make you lie, betray your friends to become king. You pass test for kind of king we want. Here, have gloog.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Thank you very much.

  Alien : It GOOD for you! Make stuffing work better.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : But why me? Why take a rascal like me when you have available a noble mind like Professor Robinson or great physical courage like Major West or incipient genius like Will?

  Alien : You are USELESS creature; they are USEFUL creatures. Is wasteful to sacrifice useful creatures as king.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : You mean, you select your kings because they're useless?

  Alien : Sure. Nobody miss them. Nobody care.