Little House on the Prairie (TV Series)

The Handyman (1977)

Jonathan Gilbert: Willie Oleson

Quotes 

• Nellie Oleson : When the cat's away, the mice do play. Isn't that what Mother said?

  Willie Oleson : I wonder what it means.

  Nellie Oleson : I don't know. Do you know what it means, Mary?

  Mary Ingalls : What?

  Nellie Oleson : Oh no you wouldn't. You're too young.

  Willie Oleson : Well, what's it mean?

  Nellie Oleson : Shut up! I bet your mother knows.

  Laura Ingalls : What's she talking about?

  Mary Ingalls : Nothing. Just eat your lunch.

  Nellie Oleson : Some folks call it monkey business.

  Willie Oleson : I know what that is. It's when a monkey goes...

  Nellie Oleson : Shut up! I bet even Mary knows what monkey business is. Don't you, Mary? Think hard. Monkey business... monkey business... monkey business...

  [Mary slaps Nellie]