- Stanley H. Tweedle: So, dead man... how was your first bowel movement in six thousand years?
- Kai: Dry.
- Stanley H. Tweedle: [to Prince] You may be a god, you may be a man, you're certainly an enigma, but right now, you're an enigma about to get an enema. So, drop 'em, pal.
- 790: [to Kai] You make things so hard for me! I wouldn't mind if you made the thing in your pants hard for me too, but I'm still waiting for *that, aren't I?*